Dear darling Hubster,
I love you so much.
I love that you have things that you are
passionate about .
However. HOWEVER.
When I am drifting off to sleep at night
after a long day chasing after The Crazy Kids, I do not want to talk about watches.
I don’t want discuss which one of your watches
is my favourite. I don’t want to talk about which one you are going to buy The
Giggle Monster for when he’s older (the latest excuse to buy a new one). I'm not really fussed about the size of the face and even less bothered about the size of the twiddly knob bit. While
we're on the subject, I also don’t want to talk about cars. Or even
campervans.
A back rub would be nice though ;-)
Lots of love,
Your ever devoted (except when tired)
Wiffey xxxx
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Dear CELEBRITY Sister To Be ( hopefully!!),
Hello! You don’t know me but hopefully very
soon you will! My Mum is going on a date with your Dad on Sunday! I know, it’s
so exciting!
I always wanted a sister! We can paint our
nails together, watch girly films, talk shoes, talk boys…….well you can. ;-) I
can joke with you now we’re nearly sisters right?!
Let’s keep our fingers and toes crossed for
Sunday!
Lots of love and sloppy, sisterly kisses,
Kelly xxxxxxxxx
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Dear Nurse,
So today you invite me into your room. Sit
me down all smiley, smiley. Then you jab
a needle into my vein and suck out lots of my blood. And then, and then…… you give MY CHILDREN chocolate
buttons??!!
Where were mine??!!
Yours grumpily,
The one with the maimed arm.
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Dear mini roundabout users,
Hey guess what?! Newsflash! Mini roundabouts are exactly the same as normal sized roundabouts! The same rules still apply. Shocker!
That is all.
That is all.
Many thanks, *grits teeth*
Kelly
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Dear
wearer of the black hoody with ‘moody mare’ emblazoned across your
chest,
No.
Cheers,
Kelly
Kelly
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Always a good idea to get this stuff outta the system.It made me laugh and I hope it made you feel better! x
ReplyDeleteWow Pops, you were on it like a car bonnet! I accidentally pressed publish instead of preview, so sorry about all the mistakes!x
ReplyDeleteSeriously, watches when you're trying to sleep? You poor thing. The worst thing I have to deal with when trying to sleep is trying to sleep!! Very tempted to write my own letters now, problem is I may accidentally send them and that would not be good :-)
ReplyDeleteAhahahahaaha I love it u have such a funny/emotional writing style!! Watches?!! How can anyone find them interesting?!! xx
ReplyDeleteThank you :-) You'd be surprised....I've got my bets on that Adam gets out his watch porn this avo! x
ReplyDeleteHa!!! loved it, sending a big bag of buttons your way
ReplyDeleteThank you!
DeleteRoundabouts are called circles in NJ,USA. At any size they can be a PITA...usually because there is always one A$$ who doesn't know the proper way to drive through one.
ReplyDeleteI agree watch-talk at bed time is lame...However, it is probably a bit boring and therefore might work well as a sleep enhancer. LOL
mmmmm, chocolate!
Susan
PS consider removing word verification (especially this sneaky kind) and consider comment moderation, it is more visitor friendly.
Thanks for the tips!
DeleteLove it, these really made me laugh! Your blog is brilliantly written; I'll be back :)
ReplyDeleteAw thanks Steph!
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