You have experienced an overwhelming urge to pick a nose that is not your own.You’ve been slapped in the face numerous times by someone sporting a manic grin.
You’ve had your teeth kissed.
You’ve had your toes nibbled.
You’ve had someone fart in your face. With their naked bottom. At close range.
You have found yourself jumping around the living room Hacker style, singing ‘who’s a cheeky boy?’ just because, apparently, it’s hilarious to do this.
All your jeans are worn at the knees.
You’ve had someone poke their finger in your belly button and push down really hard. This feels horrible, and so the inevitable reaction seems to make it even more appealing.
You've had someone dribble in your face.
This is the most action your bed gets:
Any I’ve missed?